Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.
but jason isaacs as magneto, though. i’m kind of stuck on this idea now.
there’s no full version of the stripped down “crazy in love” remix by beyonce yet, i’m gonna cry, i need that version now
i literally have a negative amount of fucks to give about fifty shades and its attendant film (lol jamie dornan intimidating, who the fuck are you kidding, that guy couldn’t scare a lollipop out of a two-year-old), but i have to have that stripped down version of beyonce’s “crazy in love.” i need that song like air and water, when is it coming out, fuck.